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MAN!!!!, i get so tired of hearing this guy at work about his freakin smart car...it gets this on the highway and that on the highway.BIGHORN....THOR ..MUSCLE ..WICKED.. DODGEMAN... DVSk8ter...AND THERE ARE A TON OF OTHERS.......IF any of the big lifted 4th GENS can do a photoshop of there truck on a road and have the smartcar directly in front of the grille facing each other.with the caption (ITS NOT REALLY THAT SMART......i would be in debt to you, i will post this up in the break room just to shut this dude up,it almost happened in the parking lot the other day he was cutting in and out of the lot darting around..and we came grille to grille, needless to say he backed up since he was going the wrong way...:rck:

not a smart car but kinda like this difference
 

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For as small as those cars are, I think their gas mileage sucks. You can do the same or better with a Neon size car these days.
 

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Google some pictures of wrecked smart cars, some of them are 1/4 the original size! That should shut him up ;)
 

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Everytime I see one of those cars I tell my wife it would be funny to carry one around in the bed of my truck. Not on a trailer but in the bed lol. Gas could go up to ten bucks a gallon and I wouldnt drive one of those smart cars, they look to un-manly to me
 

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not only un-manly, but you might as well mount 6 handles on them.
 

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What's funny about smart cars to me is that the fattest people drive them. I have yet to see a normal size person in one! Lol
 

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It's not with my 4th Gen Ram, but it's still a lifted truck (my last truck) with a smart car.

 

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What's funny about smart cars to me is that the fattest people drive them. I have yet to see a normal size person in one! Lol

That's because they're saving money on gas to buy more food :D
 

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WOW thjose are some great comments, love the pictures of the prius and the smart car comparison, looks like you could give a REAL nasty push start
 

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If I had to drive a toy car it would never be a Smart car. A Mini or a new Fiat, sure, but never a Smart car.
 

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I'll never understand it. They think their so smart for driving their tiny cars...but to drive a car that fits in the bed of my truck...don't know what's so "smart" about that. May as well drive on the road in a go-cart.
 

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I'll never understand it. They think their so smart for driving their tiny cars...but to drive a car that fits in the bed of my truck...don't know what's so "smart" about that. May as well drive on the road in a go-cart.
That could be fun, plus you could wear a racing suit and helmet to work. :)
 

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Those pictures are PERFECT
 

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When he brags, just remind him that he looks like a pretentious douche behind the wheel of his toy car and that even Prius drivers laugh at him.

ETA: And that he must turn his man-card in immediately. Man + SmartCar = Woman.
 

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theres a pic somewhere here in the interwebs of a smart car 4x4 looks mad sexy
 
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