Alrighty guys and gals... The hubby and I woke up to a wonderful thrill this morning while loading the truck up to head back home to CO. Looks like some *!$%&(!*!#$*%(Q*#)!((!)$%*@Q#& decided he would try to take our mega for a joy ride (After dislodging the drivers door handle, jacking up the door skins, and shredding the steering column) Needless to say our mega wasn't very fond of this idea and decided it wanted to stay put in the hotel parking lot (Smart Dodge). Anyways.... after trying to do what the manual says to get the truck to start (3 hrs and 3 local truck owning hotel inhabitants later) it still isn't starting. She cranks but doesn't turn over. We are getting codes P0513 & P2509. We have disconnected the battery, waited 20+ minutes, tried the on off on off on off method, locked and unlocked with the key fob buttons. Any other suggestion?!?! We just want to go home and get the hell out of HELL. :VHOT: