bherder
12-24-2008, 05:04 PM
Twas’ the night before Christmas,
And all through the Lodge,
Guys were hoping for parts,
To put on a Dodge.
Ignition wires,
Were all hung with care,
In hopes that an Edelbrock,
Soon would be there.
Pistons and rings,
And all that does matter,
Would soon turn their engines,
Into one’s that don’t clatter.
Arose such a noise,
To make Gearheads unite,
Twas a Crate Engine sound,
And it sounded juuuust right.
“Six grand RPM!”,
Speed yelled out in glee,
As Diver cried out
“A new ignition for me!”
Meg sat by and smiled,
As the plow ran just fine,
As Volaredon said,
“My ignitions in time!”
B-300 was happy,
With new books in his stocking,
And Fins was just tickled,
With new nuts that were locking.
MoPower came by,
To wish us all CHEER
And Charlie1935,
Hell, he bought us all beer!
Ram Man brought his van
And C1DoG his truck,
And CHUMP brings his wisdom
And gives us all luck.
To all of us all,
Keeping Mopars UNITE!
Merry Christmas TO ALL
Keep the Brotherhood TIGHT!
(Sorry, I couldn’t include EVERYONE on this GREAT website…. I can only think of so many rhymes before my head hurts, or I just run out of them…)
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!!!!!
And all through the Lodge,
Guys were hoping for parts,
To put on a Dodge.
Ignition wires,
Were all hung with care,
In hopes that an Edelbrock,
Soon would be there.
Pistons and rings,
And all that does matter,
Would soon turn their engines,
Into one’s that don’t clatter.
Arose such a noise,
To make Gearheads unite,
Twas a Crate Engine sound,
And it sounded juuuust right.
“Six grand RPM!”,
Speed yelled out in glee,
As Diver cried out
“A new ignition for me!”
Meg sat by and smiled,
As the plow ran just fine,
As Volaredon said,
“My ignitions in time!”
B-300 was happy,
With new books in his stocking,
And Fins was just tickled,
With new nuts that were locking.
MoPower came by,
To wish us all CHEER
And Charlie1935,
Hell, he bought us all beer!
Ram Man brought his van
And C1DoG his truck,
And CHUMP brings his wisdom
And gives us all luck.
To all of us all,
Keeping Mopars UNITE!
Merry Christmas TO ALL
Keep the Brotherhood TIGHT!
(Sorry, I couldn’t include EVERYONE on this GREAT website…. I can only think of so many rhymes before my head hurts, or I just run out of them…)
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!!!!!